Freebyrd

Freebyrd

I'm Brandon, Nothing extraordinary

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captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

fullthrottleauto:

BMW M6 Dark Night Edition

narcimallows:

hamburgay:

blinking is like clapping for your eyes

just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is

This is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard.

(via jordotheweirdo)

Anonymous asked: You never talk to me...

Answer:

I’m a busy man

I’m glad you little shits dont reblog me

drshuler:

kidsofthesea:

finally

meep

preach

person : ur cute

me : who paid u

(Source: mintsmintsmints, via i-will-die-laughing)

when someone you like calls you cute

(via i-will-die-laughing)